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lunes, agosto 25, 2008

~La historia de Sir Robin~

Aqui vengo a entregaros la historia del valeroso Sir Robin!



Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his penis....

Brave Sir Robin ran away - No!
Bravely ran away, away - I didn't!
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled - No!
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin


---Traducción--------


Valientemente, el osado Sir Robin,
cabalgando desde Camelot.
No tiene miedo de morir, Oh! el bravo Sir Robin
No tiene miedo de morir de las formas mas horribles
El bravo, bravo Sir Robin
Él no tenía el más mínimo miedo a ser triturado y convertido en pulpa
O que le sacasen los ojos,
y le rompiesen los codos.
Ni que le partiesen las rótulas,
ni quemasen su cuerpo!
Y ni a que mutilasen y despedazasen sus miembros!
El bravo Sir Robin...
Su cabeza cortada, y su corazón extraído,
y su hígado extirpado y sus tripas sacadas,
y sus ¿nostrils? violadas y sus bajos quemados,
y su pene....



El bravo Sir Robin huye!!
Valientemente corre y huye!
Cuando el peligro acechaba su horrible cabeza
Él, valientemente se dio la vuelta y huyó con el rabo entre las piernas.
Si!! El bravo Sir Robin ha huido
Y galantemente se rajó
Bravamente, poniendo pies en polvorosa
Ha vencido una gran retirada!!
El más bravo de entre los bravos!!Sir Robin!!!

2 comentarios:

Miss Tracy dijo...

JAJAJ dios mio k es eso xDDD parece al carlos jesus micael cristofel xDDDDDDDDDD

Lord Balin dijo...

Dios, que gran canción!. NI!! xD